Thor took me to the statue of liberty and we rode bikes together. then that night we sat by the fire and as he touched my lips he said it’s over.
WHAT THE FUCK BRO
Hawkeye took me to the gym and we got coffee. Then, that night, we read books and as he looked into my eyes he said, “You’re the prettiest girl I know.”
Iron Man took me to Asgard and we went for a drive. Then that night cuddled under the blanket and as wind blow through his hair, he said: “We need to talk”.
(We probably needed to talk about how I’ve sneaked out to meet up with Loki that evening.)
Loki took me to Times Square and we went for dinner. Then that night we cuddled under a blanket and as he put his jacket on me, he said “let’s go to the bedroom”.
And then I said “yedsjjdvjkcjvijijn”. Also, he’s never gettting that jacket back. Ever.
Unless he magicks it off me and in that case…round 2?Loki took me to Time Square and we went for dinner. Then, that night we walked along the ocean. And as the wind blowed through his hair, he said: “It’s over.”
… I saw that coming. Fuck you Loki. -sob-
Phil Coulson took me to Stark Tower and we went for dinner. Then, that night, we walked along the ocean, and as he whispered into my ear, he said, “Let’s go to the bedroom.”
…for a pillow fight and nail painting! Excellent idea, Agent!
Iron Ma took me to Times Square and we got a coffee. Then that night we cuddled under a blanket and as he put his jacket on me he said “let’s go to the bedroom”
FUCKING SUCCEED.
(Source: glenas)
