Tomorrow, it's gonna... gonna... gonna... gonna......
basedgosh: i don’t need to rearrange the alphabet because n and o are already together
Trying to explain what 'shipping' is to a person...
verticalvest: If someone says they’re a woman, they’re a woman. If someone says they’re a man, they’re a man. If someone says they’re both, they’re both. If someone says they’re neither, they’re neither. That’s it. Respect it, don’t question it.
Cosmo Tip #300
foreheadtittaes: Compliment your man’s “sharp” outfit by telling him that it can puncture the hull of an Empire class Fire Nation battleship, leaving thousands to drown at sea because it’s so sharp
Captain Jack Harkness: hey i just met you
Captain Jack Harkness: and this is crazy bu-
The Doctor: NO.
The Doctor: STOP IT.
Harry Potter: The fandom that lived.
Doctor Who: The fandom that trusted.
Sherlock: The fandom that waited.
Merlin: The fandom that is brave.
Supernatural: The fandom that is loyal.
Cabin Pressure: The fandom that laughed.
The Avengers: The fandom that is heroic.
The Hunger Games: The fandom on fire.
Hetalia: The fandom that loved.
Homestuck: The fandom that died a grotesque, rainbow-colored death.
Once-ler: The fandom that needs Psychiatric Help
Sonic: ORIGINAL FANDOM, DO NOT STEAL!
Touhou: The fandom that grazed.
My Little Pony: The fandom that loves everypony.
Prompt fill - Nanibgal
plantinaboot: nanibgal answered: I vote for my idea of Greg having an American Accent kink which Mycroft discovers and indulges Greg with >.> Read More Life now fulfilled to the fullest extent. I may die happily <3<3<3 THANK YOOOOU
anglofile: Discussing how hard it is to find Lestrade’s clothing with wearsherlock on twitter and I mentioned that if only Mystrade were canon he might be wearing more expensive clothing. Can you imagine the conversation? Mycroft asks Greg to move in with him: Read More
There'll be a time when Doctor Who runs out of...
mad-angel-with-a-box: hemostcertainlywillnot: that’s when he’ll visit me. ^^
airdotcaptain: ununpentium: seriously though america, please give benedict cumberbatch back soon sincerely, uk. never
Tourist: Could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
New Yorker: sure
When someone you just met says, "I don't...
I’ve been very aware ever since I was a child how futile it is to start...– Rupert Graves, Actor (via bestbandquotes)
Fuck Yeah, History Major Heraldic Beast: Homeless... →
dollarstore-princess: Hi followers, my friend and I are both homless in Oakland and we desperately need a place to stay. Even one night is fine, but we are exhausting a lot of time and energy (things we’re both dearly short on) trying to find a new place to stay every single night. We’re…
Me: Mom, I need a death frisbee.
Mom: What is that?
Me: I need a deerstalker.
Mom: What TV show is that from?
Mom: So if Sherlock jumped off of a building, would you?
Me: Low. Blow.
Mom: What did I say?
Take me to the magic of the moment~: tetrozone:... →
tetrozone: like ok serious post its like people that refuse to use trigger warnings or display even a modicum of consideration view people that want a safe space as having never thought to confront their fears and trauma ever like really when you’re engulfed in an environment that is…