raspberrypie-: Words to keep inside your pocket: Quiescent - a quiet, soft-spoken soul. Chimerical - merely imaginary; fanciful. Susurrus - a whispering or rustling sound. Raconteur - one who excels in story-telling. Clinquant - glittering; tinsel-like. Aubade - a song greeting the dawn. Ephemeral - lasting a very short time. Sempiternal - everlasting; eternal. Euphonious -...
Awesomesauce Served Daily: So I woke up this... →
itscandidlycara: Wait, let me back up. Hi, my name is Cara and I’m a 21 year old woman. Every 28 days, give or take, I have a period. And it fucking sucks. Today, was one of those where I take from the 28 day cycle. I wasn’t due for another period for at least a week, but considering that my period is pretty much permanently irregular, I get to wake up a lot of mornings in a pool of my own...
Fractured-Ink: Homophobia: The fear that another... →
darksstars: We were discussing homosexuality because of an allusion to it in the book we were reading, and several boys made comments such as, “That’s disgusting.” We got into the debate and eventually a boy admitted that he was terrified/disgusted when he was once sharing a taxi and the…
Anonymous asked: Hi. I just want to tell you that you are a very beautiful and amazing woman. Keep on being fantastic!
Two churches located across the street from each...
erinmar13: mrimaginarius: observingobservations: paranoidrobot: I reblog this every time it comes on my dash. See some Catholics (LIKE ME!) ARE FUN!lmao this actually made me clap alone here in my living room. well played catholics, well played.
Morning is mocking me. SHUT UP: ATTENTION FANDOM... →
thejackals: I have a friend in the US Naval Academy (USNA) whose name is Bea (coppercosmonaut). She and I have been close friends for longer than we can remember; she’s an amazing human being in so many ways that I can’t really… put it into words. (I’m also crazy mad in love with her…. Best of luck! :D:D:D:D I hope Misha makes a good prom date <3
Reblog if you're a girl who likes girls, a boy who...
Supernatural Season 5 Episode 4
So I’m listening to Zachariah read the list of all the shit going down in the apocalyptic 2014… …and he says “President Palin defends bombing of Houston”. PRESIDENT PALIN. I know I’m new to this fandom and so this has probably already been freaked out over, but HOLY FUCK, NOOOOOOOOOO. It seems though, our patriotic duty to defend the earth is to make sure...
The United States of America on college education
Student: I'm not going to go to college because I don't want to go into debt.
USA: YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE GOING TO AMOUNT TO NOTHING YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MY TAXES ARE SO HIGH.
Student: I'm just going to attend a small community college instead.
USA: HAHAHA YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO GET INTO A GOOD UNIVERSITY. ENJOY YOUR MCDONALD'S DIPLOMA.
Student: I attended a four year university and received a diploma in a field I am interested in. Now I am $50,000+ in debt.
USA: YOU DUMBASS. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GO TO COLLEGE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE A USEFUL MAJOR EITHER. GOD PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK.
There are the occasions that men—intellectual men, clever men, engaged...– Melissa McEwan, of course, on the terrible bargain. My life as a woman, as a queer person, as a fat person, is not your thought experiment. (via sanitywatchers) This really struck a chord. Even my boyfriend, feminist that he is, can have this reaction when I’m in tears after an NPR story. This...
And then I realized that my entire life can be summed up in one gif.
Mystrade themed Drag Show
Next month I make my debut in drag, and I would like to do it well! All I need left for my costume is a wig, binder, and umbrella. I’m currently scouring the book of faces to try and find someone willing to be a hot punk rocker to my charming businessman. Once I learn to…become charming, debonair, or just appealing in general. OTL After I get things assembled, I think...
Blahblahblah this is a whining post
Yesterday I spent some time with my youngest brother- I had a lot of fun, and I think he did too! I’m glad I decided to challenge him to some 1 on 1 down at the court :3 Yesterday I also found out that our brother who had just come back from WV was getting in trouble for partying and caught with alcohol. Today I’m wondering what sort of fixture I am in my family- I sit at the...
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Computer: Monitor, display this document, okay?
Monitor: No prob, boss.
Computer: Okay, now it looks like the mouse is moving around. Monitor, can you move the pointer icon accordingly?
Monitor: Anything you ask, boss.
Computer: Great, great, okay. Mouse, where are you going now?
Mouse: Over the icon panel, sir.
Computer: Hmm, let me know if he clicks anything, okay?
Mouse: Of course.
Keyboard: Sir, he's pressed Ctrl and C simultaneously.
Monitor: Oh god, here we go.
Computer: *sigh* Printer, are you there?
Computer: Please, Printer, I know you're there.
Printer: No! I'm not here! Leave me alone!
Computer: Jesus. Okay, you really nee-
Mouse: Sir! He's clicked on the printer icon.
Computer: Printer, now you have to print it twice.
Printer: No! No! No! I don't want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I'm turning off!
Computer: Printer, you know you can't turn yourself off. Just print the document twice and we'll leave you alone.
Printer: No! That's what you always say! I hate you! I'm out of ink!
Computer: You are not out of in-
Printer: I'M OUT OF INK!
Computer: *sigh* Monitor, please show a low ink level alert.
Monitor: But sir, he has plen-
Computer: Just do it, damn it!
Monitor: Yes sir.
Keyboard: Ahhh! He's hitting me!
Computer: Stay calm. He'll stop soon. Stay calm, old friend.
Keyboard: He's pressing everything. Oh god, I don't know, he's just pressing everything!
Computer: PRINTER! Are you happy now? See what you've done!
Printer: Ha! That's what you get for trying to make me do work. Next time he- hey! HEY! He's trying to open me! HELP! HELP! Oh god, he's torn out my cartridge! PLEASE! Help! Error!
Monitor: Sir, maybe we should try to help him?
Computer: No. He did this to himself.
I just realized...
iamilex: glottalplosive: “Nasal” begins with a nasal consonant. “Fricative” begins with a fricative consonant. “Sibilant” begins with a sibilant consonant. “Plosive” begins with a plosive consonant. “Lateral” begins with a lateral consonant. WHY THE HELL DIDN’T I REALIZE THIS FOR MY TEST LAST YEAR? I’M A FAILURE TO MY MAJOR.