The Bible’s the greatest game of ‘Telephone’ in history. Jesus said ‘Love your...– @JohnFugelsang (via apoplecticskeptic)
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dirklalonde: homoerotics: I’M NOT OKAY WITH CHRIS BROWN PERFORMING AT THE GRAMMYS AND I’M NOT SURE WHY YOU ARE Read More
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Jokes about Dorian Gray never get old.
geniusbee: OMG YOU GUYS I WROTE A MYSTRADE SONG WHAT Sorry for the overall lack of quality but I never claimed to be a rock star. Lyrics: I could start a riot in the street And they’d be singing your name. But you’d be wondering who would have to clean When they all go away. I could make your favorite football team Win in every league But you would tell me winning’s not as sweet If it’s...
Take me to the magic of the moment~: 60 Awesome... →
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My dash ships Mycroft and Lestrade
adubs132: wow, for a second I thought this said “My dad ships Mycroft and Lestrade” and I was like “Wow, this tumblrite has a very awesome male parental figure, where can I trade mine in for this clearly superior model?” But Dash-shippers are a bit more logical. Sadly, most male parental figures do not come equipped with Slash-o-Vision, and will not respond...
Mystrade against h8 shirt →
electricalhappenings: I’m buying it