September 2011
There are anti-American Sherlock fans? ;o;
I’m an American too, actually >.
- Aley: I have this theory about Troll!Moffat.
- Aley: What if...what if...Moffat is a pretty decent dude and it never occurs to him to fuck with the fandoms. But behind the scenes is Godtiss, going, "DO IT, STEVEN. THROW IN THIS PLOT TWIST. THEY'LL NEVER SEE IT COMING. AND PUT SOME HOMOEROTIC SUBTEXT IN HERE, THEY'LL GO CRAZY!"
- Amelia: hahahahaha
- Amelia: yessss
- Amelia: Godtiss vouches for the homoerotic subtext and Moffat's just all KILL RORY
- Aley: "But Mark, I can't do that-" "I'LL LET YOU KILL RORY AGAIN IF YOU HANDCUFF THEM TOGETHER."
- Amelia: HAHAHA
- Amelia: and they have a bargainingship like everytime Moffatt gets to kill Rory or mention killing Rory Godtiss gets to put in more homoerotic subtext
- Amelia: this is obviously how it works
- Aley: Obviously
- Aley: And there's going to eventually be a scene where Sherlock and John fall on top of each other and it's going to happen because Gatiss let Moffat have Rory be eaten by a giant rhino or something.
- Amelia: Legit laughed out loud just now
- Amelia: eaten by a giant rhino
- Aley: idk
- Aley: It wouldn't really surprise me
- Amelia: And then when Sherlock and John realized what's happened and they look deeply into each others eyes, "Let's Get It On" will start to play in the background
- Aley: YESSSS
- Aley: Marvin Gaye'd all up in this bitch
- Amelia: THIS MUST HAPPEN
- Aley: And you'd just hear Gatiss in the background cackling
- Aley: And at the end, Martin and Benedict would walk off the set talking about the lunatics.
- Amelia: perfection
Sometimes people can be cranky or a little mean and hurt your feelings…
But in the end, things are awesome, and people are awesome.
THE WORLD IS AWESOME
EVERYTHING IS SHERLOCK
AND NOTHING
NOTHING
HURTS.
Thanks, Sherlockians. :’) I feel like I’ve come home.
I know somebody else posted this a long time ago, but I just can’t help to post it again. Listening to Benedict Cumberbatch’s melodious voice, I feel like my heart is going to melt. It make me feel calm, which I really need right now.
Ode to a Nightingale by John Keats
My heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains
My sense, as though of hemlock I had drunk,
Or emptied some dull opiate to the drains
One minute past, and Lethe-wards had sunk:
‘Tis not through envy of thy happy lot,
But being too happy in thine happiness, -
That thou, light-winged Dryad of the trees,
In some melodious plot
Of beechen green and shadows numberless,
Singest of summer in full-throated ease.O, for a draught of vintage! that hath been
Cool’d a long age in the deep-delved earth,
Tasting of Flora and the country green,
Dance, and Provençal song, and sunburnt mirth!
O for a beaker full of the warm South,
Full of the true, the blushful Hippocrene,
With beaded bubbles winking at the brim,
And purple-stained mouth;
That I might drink, and leave the world unseen,
And with thee fade away into the forest dim:Fade far away, dissolve, and quite forget
What thou among the leaves hast never known,
The weariness, the fever, and the fret
Here, where men sit and hear each other groan;
Where palsy shakes a few, sad, last gray hairs,
Where youth grows pale, and spectre-thin, and dies;
Where but to think is to be full of sorrow
And leaden-eyed despairs,
Where Beauty cannot keep her lustrous eyes,
Or new Love pine at them beyond to-morrow.Away! away! for I will fly to thee,
Not charioted by Bacchus and his pards,
But on the viewless wings of Poesy,
Though the dull brain perplexes and retards:
Already with thee! tender is the night,
And haply the Queen-Moon is on her throne,
Cluster’d around by all her starry Fays;
But here there is no light,
Save what from heaven is with the breezes blown
Through verdurous glooms and winding mossy ways.I cannot see what flowers are at my feet,
Nor what soft incense hangs upon the boughs,
But, in embalmed darkness, guess each sweet
Wherewith the seasonable month endows
The grass, the thicket, and the fruit-tree wild;
White hawthorn, and the pastoral eglantine;
Fast fading violets cover’d up in leaves;
And mid-May’s eldest child,
The coming musk-rose, full of dewy wine,
The murmurous haunt of flies on summer eves.Darkling I listen; and, for many a time
I have been half in love with easeful Death,
Call’d him soft names in many a mused rhyme,
To take into the air my quiet breath;
Now more than ever seems it rich to die,
To cease upon the midnight with no pain,
While thou art pouring forth thy soul abroad
In such an ecstasy!
Still wouldst thou sing, and I have ears in vain -
To thy high requiem become a sod.Thou wast not born for death, immortal Bird!
No hungry generations tread thee down;
The voice I hear this passing night was heard
In ancient days by emperor and clown:
Perhaps the self-same song that found a path
Through the sad heart of Ruth, when, sick for home,
She stood in tears amid the alien corn;
The same that oft-times hath
Charm’d magic casements, opening on the foam
Of perilous seas, in faery lands forlorn.Forlorn! the very word is like a bell
To toll me back from thee to my sole self!
Adieu! the fancy cannot cheat so well
As she is fam’d to do, deceiving elf.
Adieu! adieu! thy plaintive anthem fades
Past the near meadows, over the still stream,
Up the hill-side; and now ‘tis buried deep
In the next valley-glades:
Was it a vision, or a waking dream?
Fled is that music: - Do I wake or sleep?My ears have melted.
I wish this had been around when I did A levels..
Aural Sex. Please be considerate and properly tag this pornography. I nearly fell pregnant. Again.
I distinctly remember disliking this poem when I read it in class. All of a sudden it’s one of my favorites. It takes a good voice reading it to convey the emotions properly.
…I don’t have words for these emotions!
Ohhh
I am whimpering
His voice, Jesus fucking Christ. I want him to read all of my favorite poetry.
I don’t think my ovaries and emotions could handle that, though.
DESTROY ALL THE OVARIES.
Thank you so much ;w; Logically, I do know that the ENTIRE fandom can’t be like that. I’m very surprised that so many people were quick to respond to this- I’ve never seen such encouragement from strangers for a non BNF, and it really makes me happy that THIS is what the Sherlock fandom is REALLY all about.
I’m usually called Nanib or Nanibs or something like that XD It’s a weird little name (I imagine Sherlock’s analysis of someone who goes by ‘Nanibgal’ would not be altogether flattering, but I have no idea if any of his deductions really ARE XD ). It’s nice to meet you! Thank you again, so much!
Thank you so much ;o; I’m so happy to hear that!
Nothing can stop me from loving Sherlock, but I’m really happy to hear that it isn’t like that across the fandom. I have been in fandoms that have elitism and factions and stuff, and I’d rather not get tangled up in that. I just want to make lots of friends and read smutty fanfics make interesting deductions.
I just got told I wasn’t supposed to be in a chat room because I consider myself new to the Sherlock Fandom.
…
That struck me as….very unwelcoming. As well as an insult to my intelligence, that I wouldn’t be able to understand the memes and the like. I’m new, not stupid.
I just wanted to make friends. Now I feel like going to cry somewhere.
I mean… I’m not new to the concept of ‘fandom’. It’s not as if I haven’t seen the series, or have seen things on Tumblr, read fics and the like. I feel like my being a fan has been invalidated by that chat’s dismissal of me. Because damn, that felt like a cold hard rejection.
I don’t have fandom friends IRL and I wasn’t sure how to try and get into the Sherlock Fandom and meet like minded people. I have to say, for a first experience I now feel much less enthusiastic about seeking fellow fans.
I just want everything to be Sherlock and nothing to hurt. :’/
Conclusion: If a chatroom is supposed to exclude membership to any sort of demographic, such as fans that haven’t completed some sort of….qualifying exam I suppose, I think it’s only fair to mention that before the link is posted in an open forum like Tumblr.
I just really didn’t think that was fair at all. I went in trying to make friends, and was cut off right from the start.
It probably wasn’t intended but…that HURT.
- USA: Let's go outside
- Russia: Did you hear this motherfucker? Cuba hold my Missiles.
- Cuba: Si
Variations on Sherlock’s theme
So I did some playing around with Sherlock’s and John’s theme. I’d be glad about comments and critique!
Aah, this is giving me the shivers.
I know somebody else posted this a long time ago, but I just can’t help to post it again. Listening to Benedict Cumberbatch’s melodious voice, I feel like my heart is going to melt. It make me feel calm, which I really need right now.
Ode to a Nightingale by John Keats
My heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains
My sense, as though of hemlock I had drunk,
Or emptied some dull opiate to the drains
One minute past, and Lethe-wards had sunk:
‘Tis not through envy of thy happy lot,
But being too happy in thine happiness, -
That thou, light-winged Dryad of the trees,
In some melodious plot
Of beechen green and shadows numberless,
Singest of summer in full-throated ease.O, for a draught of vintage! that hath been
Cool’d a long age in the deep-delved earth,
Tasting of Flora and the country green,
Dance, and Provençal song, and sunburnt mirth!
O for a beaker full of the warm South,
Full of the true, the blushful Hippocrene,
With beaded bubbles winking at the brim,
And purple-stained mouth;
That I might drink, and leave the world unseen,
And with thee fade away into the forest dim:Fade far away, dissolve, and quite forget
What thou among the leaves hast never known,
The weariness, the fever, and the fret
Here, where men sit and hear each other groan;
Where palsy shakes a few, sad, last gray hairs,
Where youth grows pale, and spectre-thin, and dies;
Where but to think is to be full of sorrow
And leaden-eyed despairs,
Where Beauty cannot keep her lustrous eyes,
Or new Love pine at them beyond to-morrow.Away! away! for I will fly to thee,
Not charioted by Bacchus and his pards,
But on the viewless wings of Poesy,
Though the dull brain perplexes and retards:
Already with thee! tender is the night,
And haply the Queen-Moon is on her throne,
Cluster’d around by all her starry Fays;
But here there is no light,
Save what from heaven is with the breezes blown
Through verdurous glooms and winding mossy ways.I cannot see what flowers are at my feet,
Nor what soft incense hangs upon the boughs,
But, in embalmed darkness, guess each sweet
Wherewith the seasonable month endows
The grass, the thicket, and the fruit-tree wild;
White hawthorn, and the pastoral eglantine;
Fast fading violets cover’d up in leaves;
And mid-May’s eldest child,
The coming musk-rose, full of dewy wine,
The murmurous haunt of flies on summer eves.Darkling I listen; and, for many a time
I have been half in love with easeful Death,
Call’d him soft names in many a mused rhyme,
To take into the air my quiet breath;
Now more than ever seems it rich to die,
To cease upon the midnight with no pain,
While thou art pouring forth thy soul abroad
In such an ecstasy!
Still wouldst thou sing, and I have ears in vain -
To thy high requiem become a sod.Thou wast not born for death, immortal Bird!
No hungry generations tread thee down;
The voice I hear this passing night was heard
In ancient days by emperor and clown:
Perhaps the self-same song that found a path
Through the sad heart of Ruth, when, sick for home,
She stood in tears amid the alien corn;
The same that oft-times hath
Charm’d magic casements, opening on the foam
Of perilous seas, in faery lands forlorn.Forlorn! the very word is like a bell
To toll me back from thee to my sole self!
Adieu! the fancy cannot cheat so well
As she is fam’d to do, deceiving elf.
Adieu! adieu! thy plaintive anthem fades
Past the near meadows, over the still stream,
Up the hill-side; and now ‘tis buried deep
In the next valley-glades:
Was it a vision, or a waking dream?
Fled is that music: - Do I wake or sleep?My ears have melted.
I wish this had been around when I did A levels..
Aural Sex. Please be considerate and properly tag this pornography. I nearly fell pregnant. Again.
I’m so glad my roommate isn’t here because the sounds I made were not innocent.
I will ship gay eight year olds and gay countries forever
The science world was left in shock when workers at the world’s largest physics lab announced they had recorded subatomic particles travelling faster than the speed of light – a feat that Einstein said was impossible.
If the findings are proven to be accurate, they would overturn one of the pillars of the Standard Model of physics, which explains the way the universe and everything within it works.
Einstein’s theory of special relativity, proposed in 1905, states that nothing in the universe can travel faster than the speed of light in a vacuum.
But researchers at the CERN lab near Geneva claim they have recorded neutrinos, a type of tiny particle, travelling faster than the barrier of186,282 miles (299,792 kilometres) per second.
The results have so astounded researchers that American and Japanese scientists have been asked to verify the results before they are confirmed as a discovery.
Antonio Ereditato, spokesman for the researchers, said: “We have high confidence in our results. We have checked and rechecked for anything that could have distorted our measurements but we found nothing.
“We now want colleagues to check them independently.”
A total of 15,000 beams of neutrinos were fired over a period of 3 years from CERN towards Gran Sassoin Italy, 730km (500 miles) away, where they were picked up by giant detectors.
Light would have covered the distance in around 2.4 thousandths of a second, but the neutrinos took 60 nanoseconds – or 60 billionths of a second – less than light beams would have taken.
Scientists agree if the results are confirmed, that it would force a fundamental rethink of the laws of physics.
John Ellis, a theoretical physicist at the European Organization for Nuclear Research who was not involved in the experiment, said Einstein’s theory underlies “pretty much everything in modern physics”.
The theory, which helps explain everything from black holes to the Big Bang, “has worked perfectly up to now”, he said.
According to the law that energy is equal to mass multiplied by the speed of light squared, or E=mc2, firing an object faster than light would require an infinite amount of energy.
Proof that something had travelled faster would pose major questions about our understanding of the laws of nature because, for example, something that travels faster than light would in theory arrive before it left.
” —Speed of Light Broken By Scientists, The Telegraph.
What. What. What.
(via eldritche)
WHAT.
(via tellmanystories)
*Forwards to Dad*
“Yo Downton Abbey. I’m really happy for you. I’ma let you finish but Sherlock is one of the best series of all time. One of the best series of all time!”
…when AmeriAnderson makes your two fandoms collide in really REALLY odd ways
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- John: What's on tv?
- Sherlock: The Emmys
- John: Oh I hate that show. They always make the wrong choices.
- Sherlock: I heard Anderson runs the whole thing.