Hades gets real fuckin’ non-rhotic when he’s screaming at the Titans.– Notes for my sociolinguistics project. It’d be great if I could write that in the paper. (via scenesfromawhiteboard)
watchtheskytonight: geekchicbooks: missbibliophile: Isn’t it weird how you would say ‘on’ if you’re talking about a tv show and ‘in’ if it was a movie? like “she was on Doctor Who” “she was in The Avengers” I never even thought about this before. we are becoming aware
glassandmetalwings: methlabrador: i accidentally just wrote “the soviet onion” on my paper and now i can’t stop laughing
lizthefangirl: asphyxion: i went to a high school where they played jeopardy music when you had about 30 seconds to get to class and i shit you not best part of the day was seeing kids sprinting to class with this music playing whaT FREAKING HIGH SCHOOL WAS THAT
herekdale: i pride myself on being able to read nc-17 pornography with a completely straight face in the middle of a crowded room, but you give me one cute line and my face starts spasming, not even SMILING, but like a tiny man is standing inside my mouth punching my cheeks with his tiny man hands.
Please help find my friend Joey Ross aka Tumblr...
stfuconservatives: yourdoorsleadtorooms: dontbearuiner: porcedex: tishrex: kelligray: suicideisselfexpression: Apparently he didn’t make it home last night, and he’s missing. If if you live in Philadelphia and see or hear anything from him or about him, please contact 267-252-4447 or 856-577-4719. http://deadsarx.tumblr.com/ What!!! Joey where are you!! Philly humans. Eyes...
The Race is On
I wanna know which tumblr user will get to this post first: barackobama pizza or any of the particularly witty lucifer/satan blogs out there. GO.
crumpetmarypoppinstea: twiliprincess: is it bad that i’ve watched hair tutorials for girls as future reference for when i have daughters because i want to be the kind of dad that knows how to do his daughter’s hair this is the cutest thing I have ever read omg
ridiculously-dilettantish: Some long and interesting stuff I’ve been thinking about, concerning people’s reactions and actions during OFF’s ending. CAUTION: MAJOR SPOILERS. …also rather depressing. Be warned. Read More
hedwig-of-the-tardis: supermegafoxyawesomehotnot: teruteruhanamura: im fucking cryiNG OH MY GOD???? THIS GUY FROM SHREK IS CALLED LORD FARQUAAD RIGHT??? AND FARQUAAD SOUNDS A LOT LIKE FUCKWAD WHEN U SAY IT LORD FUCKWAD HOW DID THAT ONE SLIP PAST SAY IT WITH AN ENGLISH ACCENT DON’T FORGET THAT TIME WHEN THEY MADE TWO SEPARATE DICK JOKES
the matthew lewis school of successfully...
magicallymia: you-re-the-hunter-now: katnissuprising: cassjaytuck: thiscakeisnotalie: School President: Honor Students: COOKIE THE GUY FROM CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY THO. OMG COOKIE WHAT honestly though, we all knew Josh Hutcherson was gonna be hot as hell
東からの獣: fuckyeahcracker: Effects Of Thinking White... →
fuckyeahcracker: Effects Of Thinking White People Are “All Like That”: Literally nothing other than white people having their feelings hurt on the internet I’m not joking there is no real world consequence of this Effects Of Thinking People of Color Are “All Like That”: Saudi student is literally surrounded by FBI for cooking rice under terrorist suspicions White people literally can not...
things I can’t imagine someone having a crush on me someone randomly seeing me and thinking ‘wow she’s cute’ someone getting happy because I messaged them first someone thinking about me, in general someone wondering how I am someone finding me attractive someone doing something to try and impress me someone asking their friend on what to say to me someone wanting to get to know me
unfollower: no see lesbians are not more accepted than gay men they’re more sexualized please do not get those 2 things confused