February 2012
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A correction to Rome's song about Heaven and Hell
I’ve heard somewhere that Finland has the best dental care in the world, and so therefore in heaven the dentists are Finns. And personally, I think English food is a bit more palatable than Finnish food, so I’ll say that in Hell, the cooks are all Finns.
…but in Hell, the dentists are all English.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA
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Extracts from the Letters of Anastasia to her Father
These extracts have been chosen to provide an idea of daily life for the Tsar and his family and specifically to give a picture of life in the Alexander Palace.
May 8, 1913 “…I am in Tatiana’s room. Tatiana and Olga are…
SAME SEX MARRIAGE PASSED IN MARYLAND SENATE!
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“I like drinking coffee alone and reading alone. I like riding the bus alone and...”
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askmotherland:
Oh thank you! You are so very kind, da~
But I am a pretty gorgeous country if I do say so myself.
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and as for that America? he is a nice country~
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Especially when he Behaves, da~
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I WENT ON SLOGAN MAKER, AND I TYPED IN SHERLOCK
….And the first thing I got….
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Watchredhead-monster:
Okay, forget everything I have ever complained about or told you to do, politically. Forget if you don’t read political posts. Stop. WATCH/READ THIS RIGHT NOW.
For those of you who for some reason cannot or do not want to watch the video, allow me to summarize. Right now there is a law that has passed the Virginia legislature that would mandate a trans-vaginal ultrasound for...
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REBECCA BLACK, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE WORLD’S NEWEST AND BIGGEST TROLL
Oh my.
YOU ARE NOT SERIOUS.
PLEASE TELL ME YOU ARE NOT SERIOUS
…what?
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dirklalonde:
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I’M NOT OKAY WITH CHRIS BROWN PERFORMING AT THE GRAMMYS AND I’M NOT SURE WHY YOU ARE
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GUIZE IF YOU EVER WANT TO OPEN A PORTAL OF HELL
PUT A NOKIA CELLPHONE IN THE MICROWAVE.
I THINK I’M LAUGHING TO AVOID SCREAMING
BRB MAKING A SOUND LIKE AN INJURED MOOSE
